2004-02-25 - 12:42 a.m.
DefCon 7 - the quotes
I'm not with it again enough to make anything like a "proper" FruCon entry. Instead I bring you the quotelist!
"Returning like lemmings... er, wait..."
- I make a bad nature metaphor for FruCon.
"Feel him, he's hard under there."
"I am not feeling up the toy."
- A Lisa and I have a difference of opinion about the Mini-Mike.
"They can't catch us - we're on a mission from ze Germans."
- Pauley mixes his movie quotes.
"I like Highwaymen."
"I'll be your Highwayman."
- Talcott and Zil exhibit an interesting cookie-reaction.
"There is No sex in the orgy rüm."
- Carey makes an observation, kind of.
"That's not my wallet - that's peanut butter!"
- Gella has an organizational difficulty.
"Stop talking, suck on the friend."
- Pauley, re mints (Fisherman's Friend.)
"A white substance in sweet liquid. And it's hot."
- AJ describes rice balls.
"You should, like, rent yourself out for parties."
- Well, I meant Melissa's face-making.
"That dessert thing - the sweet balls. With the creamy filling."
- Lisa's description of her rice balls.
"That's an idea worthy of the bathroom."
- Gella, on calling Dave's voicemail.
"If you feed them, they will come. If you don't, they will leave. But they may show up on your doorstep demanding soup."
- Gella on the waiter consulting with Jian concerning how to deal with rowdy fruheads.
"o/~ If your only reality is an illusion clap your hands/if your only reality is an illusion clap your hands/if your only reality is an illusion and it leads to a lot of confusion/if your only reality is an illusion clap your hands o/~"
- Gella creates an evening's theme song, after a comment by Pauley. Um, yeah. Maybe you needed to be there...
"o/~ Mr. Jones, Mr. Tate, Mr. Laaaaaaarson..."
- Gella; alternate lyrics to It's Too Cold.
"We Win!"
- the BKK
"BKK! We're OK! Tell me whatchoo wanna say, if we were here today!"
- The BKK victory chant.
"I am not gentle Ben!"
- Me, inadvertently giving myself a nickname. D'oh!
"Jian, we're bored. Can we come over?"
"Can we come over and have soup?"
"Can we come over now? How about now?"
- A summery of Gella's end of the call to Jian on Sunday night.
"We will be in Toronto on February 15th, 2005. We. Expect. Soup."
- AJ captures our feelings on Jian's denying us all soup.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Bye."
- We're not a cult. Honest.
"I will accept coffee from no one but Guzo!"
- Gella, on coffee and waiters.
"Dude, I have, like, a whole jar of peanut butter in my pants!"
- Gella on packets and pockets (which are both containers.)
"It's just a cow."
- No prizes for the Worms.
And that's all that's in the notebook. There had to have been more; hopefully someone else has a list too.
Many thanks to Gella, who is much better than I am at writing things down while laughing too hard to breathe.
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